nice try kidnappers! I’m an adult! hahahahahaha

"god, this steel-cut oatmealĀ tastes so much better than my old stone-cut oatmeal!"

Add this to your reading list.

Add this to your reading list.

Add this to your reading list.

been wide awake since 5am. Could be insomnia or still jet lag. Or a lovely combination of both.

i bought a fitness band so i can know categorically how much of a lazy motherfucker i am.

this jetlag is going to be the end of me.

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