nice try kidnappers! I’m an adult! hahahahahaha
"god, this steel-cut oatmeal tastes so much better than my old stone-cut oatmeal!"
Add this to your reading list.
been wide awake since 5am. Could be insomnia or still jet lag. Or a lovely combination of both.
i bought a fitness band so i can know categorically how much of a lazy motherfucker i am.
this jetlag is going to be the end of me.